A cat dies and goes to heaven.

At the gates, God greets him warmly and says:

“You’ve been a good cat all these years. Anything you desire is yours — just ask.”

The cat stretches, yawns, and says:

“Well, I lived with a poor family on a farm. They loved me, but I had to sleep on cold, hard wooden floors.”

God smiles.

“Say no more.”

Poof! A soft, warm, fluffy pillow appears. The cat curls up and purrs in delight.

One week later…

God is walking through heaven when He spots a bunch of mice running around — laughing, playing, and riding tiny roller skates.

He asks one of the mice,

“Are you enjoying heaven?”

The mouse replies,

“Oh yes, Lord! Thank you! The food is endless, and those roller skates you gave us are amazing!”

God smiles.

But as He walks away, He hears the cat muttering happily in his sleep:

“Mmm… Meals on wheels.”

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Moral of the story? Be careful what you wish for… especially when cats are involved!