Have you ever had awful seatmates? Let me tell you about the newlyweds who turned my 14-hour flight into a total nightmare. They acted like the plane was their private honeymoon suite. But when they pushed things too far, I decided to stir up a little turbulence of my own to give them a crash course in airline etiquette.

They say love is in the air—but on this flight, it was pure chaos.

Hi there! I’m Toby, 35 years old, and this story might just make you rethink your next long-haul journey. Picture this: I’m on a plane, counting the minutes until I can finally hug my wife and kid after what felt like forever overseas. Then come these two entitled newlyweds who completely hijack my peace.