Joke of the Day

A truck driver walks into a cafe on the Hume Highway with a full-grown emu behind him.
The waitress asks for his order.
The truckie says, “I’ll have a hamburger, chips and a coffee.”
He turns to the emu. “What about you?”
“Sounds good to me, I’ll have the same,” the emu replies.

The waitress returns with their meals. “That’ll be $10.50, please.”
The truckie reaches into his pocket, pulls out the exact change, and pays.

This happens again the next day. And the day after that. Always the same order, always the exact change.

Finally, on Friday night, the truckie says: “I’ll have a steak, baked potatoes and a salad.”
The emu chimes in: “Sounds great, same for me.”

The waitress brings the meals. “That will be $32.65.”
Once again, the man reaches into his pocket and hands her the exact change.

Unable to hold back any longer, the waitress blurts out:
“You’ve really got me there, mate. How do you always have the exact change?”

The truckie leans back and says:
“Well, years ago I found a magic lamp. When I rubbed it, a genie promised me two wishes. My first wish was that whenever I had to pay for something, I’d just reach into my pocket and pull out exactly the right amount of money.”

The waitress gasps. “That’s brilliant! But what about the emu?”

The truckie sighs…
“My second wish was for a tall bird with long legs who agrees with everything I say.” 🦤😂

Related Posts

A single mom, a half-century of experiences, and a heart full of endless love. Here’s to thriving in my 50s

“A single mom, a half-century of experiences, and a heart full of endless love. Here’s to thriving in my 50s.” Life always gives us a new dawn…

The Hidden Dangers Everyone Ignores

Weight Gain: Excessive sugar leads to obesity and hormonal imbalances. Liver Damage: Regular intake can contribute to conditions like cirrhosis. Tooth Decay: Acids in soda erode enamel,…

The Mystery Objects That Almost Broke The Internet

The object in the image is actually an attachment for an old Sunbeam Mixmaster mixer. Specifically, it is part of the juicer attachment. The spout is designed…

Granddaughter’s Dress Hidden Secret

The dress arrived the day after we buried her. I thought the worst was over. I was wrong. Grief came roaring back the moment I saw that…

This Sneaky License Plate Had the Internet Doing a Double Take

Sometimes, the best jokes are the ones you have to look at twice. That’s exactly what happened when a photo of a seemingly normal license plate in…

My Ex’s New Wife Bought My Daughter a $1,000 Prom Dress to Humiliate Me and Win Her Over — What My Daughter Did Left Everyone Speechless

Mia never imagined that her husband’s sudden obsession with homeschooling their daughter would unravel everything she thought she understood about her family. It started innocently enough—one of…