A man called his wife one morning and said, “Honey, my boss just invited me on a week-long fishing trip out of town with some of the guys from work. It could really help my chances for a promotion, so please pack enough clothes for the week, get my fishing gear ready, and don’t forget my new blue silk pajamas.”

His wife, though suspicious, stayed calm and packed everything he asked for. A few days later, the man came back home — relaxed, tanned, and clearly in a great mood.

“How was the fishing trip?” she asked with a smile.
“It was amazing!” he said proudly. “We caught salmon, trout, even some swordfish! But…” he paused, looking confused, “why didn’t you pack my blue silk pajamas?”

With a grin, his wife looked straight at him and said,
“Oh, I did, dear — they’re still in your tackle box.” 

Never underestimate a woman’s instincts — she always knows when something’s fishy!