A 70-year-old man had never been married. One day, he met a beautiful young woman, and it was love at first sight! Everyone around them was shocked when the two decided to get married, but they didn’t care — love is love.
After the wedding, they headed to Florida for their honeymoon. When they returned, one of his friends couldn’t wait to hear how it went.
“So,” his friend asked with a grin, “how was the honeymoon?”
The old man smiled proudly. “Amazing,” he said. “We went to bed early every night, and each morning she’d wake up so full of energy!”
His friend chuckled, “Sounds like you had a great time!”
The old man sighed and replied, “Oh, I did… the only problem is, I can’t remember if we actually did anything or if I just dreamed it!”
Moral of the story: You’re never too old to fall in love — but maybe a little too old to remember it all!
