A man walked into a dental clinic for a tooth extraction. As the female dentist prepared the numbing injection, he jumped up and shouted,
“No way! No needles! I hate needles!”
The dentist calmly tried another option. “Alright, how about some gas to help you relax?”
But the man shook his head frantically.
“No gas either! The thought of that mask makes me feel like I’m suffocating!”
Sighing, the dentist asked, “Okay, what about taking a pill?”
The man nodded eagerly.
“Sure! I’m fine with pills.”
The dentist smiled and handed him a blue tablet.
The man looked at it curiously and said,
“Wow! I didn’t know Viagra worked as a painkiller!”
The dentist grinned and replied,
“It doesn’t. But it’ll give you something to hold onto while I pull your tooth!”
