One sunny afternoon, a husband looked over at his wife and couldn’t resist teasing her. With a grin, he said, “Honey, your bum is getting really big. I swear it’s bigger than the BBQ grill!”

His wife froze for a second, gave him that look, but didn’t say a word. She simply turned back to what she was doing.

Later that night, as they were getting ready for bed, the husband — clearly feeling bold — tried to get a little romantic. He leaned in close, but she rolled over and ignored him completely.

Confused, he whispered, “What’s wrong, babe?”

Without missing a beat, she said, “I’m not lighting this big grill just for one little sausage.” 

Moral of the story?
Be careful what you say — some women are masters of the perfect comeback!