A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. That evening, the wife decided to surprise him — she came out wearing the exact same negligee she’d worn on their wedding night.

She twirled slowly and said, “Honey, do you remember this?”

The old man looked up, squinted a little, and smiled. “Yes, dear, I do. You wore that the night we got married.”

She smiled proudly. “That’s right! And do you remember what you said to me that night?”

He chuckled softly. “Of course. I said, ‘Oh baby, I’m going to suck the life out of those big and screw your brains out.’”

She blushed and laughed. “That’s right, honey! So here I am, 50 years later, wearing the same thing. What do you have to say tonight?”

The husband leaned back in his chair, took a deep breath, and said with a grin,
“Well, mission accomplished.”