John OâReilly hoisted his beer and said,
âHereâs to spending the rest of me life, with me wife!â
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night.
When he got home, he proudly told his wife Mary,
âI won the prize for the best toast of the night!â
She smiled and asked, âWhat did you say?â
John replied,
âI said, âHereâs to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!ââ
Mary gasped and shouted,
âYou idiot! Thatâs not what you said at all!â
The next day, Mary ran into one of Johnâs drinking buddies at the shop.
âOh,â the man laughed, âI heard John won the prize last night.â
âYes,â Mary snapped, âand Iâm not surprised â heâs only been there twice in the last year, and both times he fell asleep!â đ
