After three decades of marriage, a wife finally decided to ask her husband a question she’d probably been curious about for years. “Describe me,” she said, half-smiling, half-serious. The husband looked at her quietly for a moment, as if choosing his words carefully. Then he spoke with confidence, listing letters instead of compliments: “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”

Her face lit up. He explained proudly what each letter meant: Adorable. Beautiful. Cute. Delightful. Elegant. Foxy. Gorgeous. Hot. She smiled even wider, clearly pleased after thirty years of marriage to hear such praise. Then she laughed softly and asked, “Oh… that’s so lovely. But what about I, J, and K?”

Without hesitation, he replied, “I’m Just Kidding.”

That was the moment everything went wrong.

The joke landed with the force of a wrecking ball. According to the final update, the swelling in his eye eventually started going down, and doctors were cautiously optimistic about saving what they politely referred to as his “family jewels.” The moral of the story? Timing matters. And after thirty years of marriage, some jokes are still dangerous territory.