W – “Oh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership on the way here… I saw the new 2025 model you’ve been eyeing.”
H – “Seriously? How much?”
W – “It’s on sale! Just $85,000, fully loaded.”
H – sighs “If it’s really a good deal, go ahead. Just make sure it’s the right color.”
W – “Perfect! Oh, and one last thing… remember that beachfront house we looked at last year? It’s back on the market!”
H – “You’re kidding.”
W – “Nope. They dropped the price to $950,000. Should I put in an offer?”
H – “Alright, but only if they agree to the final price, no more negotiations.”
W – “You’re the best, honey! Love you so much!”
H – “Yeah, yeah… by the way, who is this?”
