Outraged and feeling betrayed, Bob storms into the bedroom and angrily confronts his wife.
“What the hell have you been doing behind my back?!” he shouts.
His wife looks utterly confused. “What are you talking about?”
Bob pulls out his phone and shows her the message. Her jaw drops. “I have no idea what this is!”
Still furious, Bob storms out and bangs on his neighbor’s door.
The man opens it calmly, holding his phone.
“Bob! Hey—I’m glad you saw the message. I was hoping to clear the air.”
Bob growls, “Clear the air?! You just admitted to—”
The neighbor cuts him off. “Wait, wait… I was talking about your Wi-Fi, man. It’s been unlocked for months. I’ve been binge-watching shows every night. I felt guilty.”
Bob blinked. “…Wi-Fi?”
“Yeah. Your signal’s way better than mine. But don’t worry, I won’t use it anymore.”
Bob stood frozen.
His wife, now behind him, burst out laughing.
Needless to say, Bob changed the Wi-Fi password that night.
