Cop on horse says to little girl on bike,
\u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d
\u201cYes,\u201d replies the little girl.
\u201cWell, tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!\u201d
And he fines her $5.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The little girl looks up at the cop and says,
\u201cNice horse you\u2019ve got there, did Santa bring you that?\u201d
The cop chuckles and replies,
\u201cActually, yes, he did!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The little girl smiles sweetly and says, Cop on horse says to little girl on bike,\u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d\u201cYes,\u201d replies the little girl.\u201cWell, tell him to put a reflector light on it next… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":201,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10270"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10271,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10270\/revisions\/10271"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u201cWell, next year, tell Santa the saddle goes on the horse\u2019s back<\/strong>, not the donkey\u2019s!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"