{"id":1046,"date":"2025-06-01T12:32:32","date_gmt":"2025-06-01T12:32:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=1046"},"modified":"2025-06-01T12:32:32","modified_gmt":"2025-06-01T12:32:32","slug":"they-tried-to-ruin-my-flight-so-i-brought-them-back-to-earth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=1046","title":{"rendered":"They Tried to Ruin My Flight\u2014So I Brought Them Back to Earth"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Have you ever had awful seatmates? Let me tell you about the newlyweds who turned my 14-hour flight into a total nightmare. They acted like the plane was their private honeymoon suite. But when they pushed things too far, I decided to stir up a little turbulence of my own to give them a crash course in airline etiquette.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They say love is in the air\u2014but on this flight, it was pure chaos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hi there! I\u2019m Toby, 35 years old, and this story might just make you rethink your next long-haul journey. Picture this: I\u2019m on a plane, counting the minutes until I can finally hug my wife and kid after what felt like forever overseas. Then come these two entitled newlyweds who completely hijack my peace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever had awful seatmates? Let me tell you about the newlyweds who turned my 14-hour flight into a total nightmare. They acted like the plane&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1046"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1046\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1047,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1046\/revisions\/1047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}