{"id":11700,"date":"2025-09-11T00:21:24","date_gmt":"2025-09-11T00:21:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=11700"},"modified":"2025-09-11T00:21:24","modified_gmt":"2025-09-11T00:21:24","slug":"joke-of-the-day-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=11700","title":{"rendered":"JOKE OF THE DAY"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Clark Kent was lying in his death bed with Lois Lane beside him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After some silence, Lois said softly:<br><em>\u201cDarling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Clark slowly turned his head, gave a faint smile, and whispered:<br><em>\u201cLois\u2026 I was Superman.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lois blinked, then leaned closer and whispered back:<br><em>\u201cI know\u2026 but it wasn\u2019t just once.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Clark\u2019s eyes went wide.&nbsp;<em>\u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lois shrugged.&nbsp;<em>\u201cThere was also Batman. And once\u2026 The Flash. Honestly, that one was over so fast you\u2019d barely call it an affair.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Clark coughed, trying to sit up.&nbsp;<em>\u201cLois! Why are you telling me this now? On my deathbed?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lois sighed dramatically.&nbsp;<em>\u201cBecause, Clark\u2026 you deserve the truth. Besides, at least you don\u2019t have to fight them anymore.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Clark groaned, fell back onto the pillow, and muttered:<br><em>\u201cGreat Krypton\u2026 I think death might actually be easier than this conversation.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Clark Kent was lying in his death bed with Lois Lane beside him. After some silence, Lois said softly:\u201cDarling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":201,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11700"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11700\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11701,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11700\/revisions\/11701"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}