Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself\u2026.!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wife: No its not me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Husband: Who then!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wife: Our neighbor<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Husband: You paid him how much?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or s3x\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Husband: I hope u gave him bread!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wife: Do I look like a bakery!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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