{"id":1476,"date":"2025-06-08T19:56:41","date_gmt":"2025-06-08T19:56:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=1476"},"modified":"2025-06-08T19:56:41","modified_gmt":"2025-06-08T19:56:41","slug":"little-johnny-in-the-classroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=1476","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny In The Classroom."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He goes and sits outside the class and can\u2019t stop laughing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The principal walks by and sees him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He asks, \u201cLittle Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI farted in class and the teacher threw me out.\u201d Said the Johnny<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The principle asks him again, \u201cWell then, why are you laughing?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBecause those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I\u2019m outside in the fresh air.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out! He goes and sits outside the class and can\u2019t stop laughing&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1476"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1477,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476\/revisions\/1477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}