{"id":15965,"date":"2025-10-16T23:59:01","date_gmt":"2025-10-16T23:59:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=15965"},"modified":"2025-10-16T23:59:02","modified_gmt":"2025-10-16T23:59:02","slug":"joke-of-the-day-well-isnt-that-nice-%f0%9f%98%82","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=15965","title":{"rendered":"JOKE OF THE DAY: \u201cWELL, ISN\u2019T THAT NICE?\u201d \ud83d\ude02"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Two Southern belles were sitting on a porch, sipping sweet tea and gossiping about their husbands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The first woman said proudly, \u201cWhen my first child was born, my husband bought me a diamond necklace. When my second child arrived, he surprised me with a brand-new car. And when my third came along, he bought me a lake house.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The second lady smiled politely after each story and simply replied, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Finally, the first woman leaned forward and asked, \u201cAnd what did&nbsp;<em>your<\/em>&nbsp;husband give you when&nbsp;<em>your<\/em>&nbsp;first child was born?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The second lady sipped her tea, smiled sweetly, and said,<br><strong>\u201cHe sent me to charm school \u2014 so I could learn to say&nbsp;<em>\u2018Well, isn\u2019t that nice?\u2019<\/em>&nbsp;instead of what I was really thinking.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two Southern belles were sitting on a porch, sipping sweet tea and gossiping about their husbands. The first woman said proudly, \u201cWhen my first child was born,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":201,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15965"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15965\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15966,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15965\/revisions\/15966"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}