{"id":1701,"date":"2025-06-10T20:09:32","date_gmt":"2025-06-10T20:09:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=1701"},"modified":"2025-06-10T20:09:33","modified_gmt":"2025-06-10T20:09:33","slug":"wife-cra-shes-car-again-wait-until-you-hear-what-the-cops-said-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=1701","title":{"rendered":"Wife Cra shes Car Again\u2014Wait Until You Hear What the Cops Said!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My wife had another car mishap today. When the police arrived, she was all riled up, insisting the man she hit was completely reckless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHe was on his phone!\u201d she fumed. \u201cAnd to top it off, he was sitting there, drinking a beer!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The officer, barely suppressing a grin, calmly responded, \u201cMa\u2019am\u2026 he\u2019s allowed to do that\u2026 in his own living room.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife had another car mishap today. When the police arrived, she was all riled up, insisting the man she hit was completely reckless. \u201cHe was on&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":201,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1701"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1702,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701\/revisions\/1702"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}