One sunny afternoon, a husband looked over at his wife and couldn\u2019t resist teasing her. With a grin, he said, \u201cHoney, your bum is getting really big. I swear it\u2019s bigger than the BBQ grill!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
His wife froze for a second, gave him that look<\/em>, but didn\u2019t say a word. She simply turned back to what she was doing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Later that night, as they were getting ready for bed, the husband \u2014 clearly feeling bold \u2014 tried to get a little romantic. He leaned in close, but she rolled over and ignored him completely.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Confused, he whispered, \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong, babe?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Without missing a beat, she said, \u201cI\u2019m not lighting this big grill just for one little sausage.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n Moral of the story? One sunny afternoon, a husband looked over at his wife and couldn\u2019t resist teasing her. With a grin, he said, \u201cHoney, your bum is getting really big…. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":201,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17750"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17750\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17751,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17750\/revisions\/17751"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Be careful what you say \u2014 some women are masters of the perfect comeback!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"