\u2026stands completely naked in front of him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bob takes a long look, hands her $800, and walks away without saying another word.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The woman, still shocked, wraps the towel back around herself and goes upstairs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks, \u201cWho was it?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIt was Bob from next door,\u201d she replies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh, nice guy,\u201d says her husband. \u201cDid he say anything about the $800 he owes me?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Moral of the story:<\/strong> Always communicate clearly in marriage \u2014 and with your neighbors!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u2026stands completely naked in front of him. Bob takes a long look, hands her $800, and walks away without saying another word. The woman, still shocked, wraps… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":201,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17835","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17835"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17835\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17836,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17835\/revisions\/17836"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}