A man called his wife one morning and said, \u201cHoney, my boss just invited me on a week-long fishing trip out of town with some of the guys from work. It could really help my chances for a promotion, so please pack enough clothes for the week, get my fishing gear ready, and don\u2019t forget my new blue silk pajamas.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
His wife, though suspicious, stayed calm and packed everything he asked for. A few days later, the man came back home \u2014 relaxed, tanned, and clearly in a great mood.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHow was the fishing trip?\u201d she asked with a smile.
\u201cIt was amazing!\u201d he said proudly. \u201cWe caught salmon, trout, even some swordfish! But\u2026\u201d he paused, looking confused, \u201cwhy didn\u2019t you pack my blue silk pajamas?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
With a grin, his wife looked straight at him and said, Never underestimate a woman\u2019s instincts \u2014 she always knows when something\u2019s fishy!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A man called his wife one morning and said, \u201cHoney, my boss just invited me on a week-long fishing trip out of town with some of the… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":201,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17883"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17883\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17884,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17883\/revisions\/17884"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u201cOh, I did, dear \u2014 they\u2019re still in your\u00a0tackle box.<\/strong>\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n