Little Johnny was sitting quietly in class when, out of nowhere, he let out the loudest fart imaginable. The entire classroom froze. The teacher, red with embarrassment and anger, pointed toward the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cJohnny! That\u2019s disgusting! Go wait outside!\u201d she shouted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Johnny, trying not to laugh, grabbed his books and stepped out into the hallway. The moment the door closed behind him, he burst into uncontrollable laughter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A few minutes later, the principal happened to walk by and saw Johnny rolling on the floor, laughing hysterically.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s so funny, Johnny?\u201d the principal asked, frowning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Still catching his breath, Johnny replied,
\u201cEveryone in there is smelling it right now\u2026 and I\u2019m out here breathing fresh air!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The principal tried to hold back a smile, shook his head, and said,
\u201cJohnny\u2026 go to the office.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Johnny grinned and muttered,
\u201cFine by me, as long as it\u2019s not back in there!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Classic Little Johnny \u2014 always finding a way to turn trouble into comedy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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