This Husband\u2019s Witty Comeback Will Leave You in Stitches!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My wife comes out of the bathroom after her shower,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
stark naked, and walks into the bedroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She said to me,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBabe, shut the curtains,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I don\u2019t want the neighbours to see me naked.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDon\u2019t worry,\u201d I said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIf the neighbours see you naked,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
they\u2019ll shut their own fucking curtains!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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