It started as an innocent message \u2014 or at least that\u2019s what she thought.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHoney, don\u2019t forget to buy bread when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n She only wanted to make sure her husband saw the text. A harmless joke to get his attention. But what happened next made her heart skip a beat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Her husband replied almost instantly: She smiled, typing back: Then came the message that froze her in place. Her stomach dropped. Panic kicked in. \u201cNear the bakery,\u201d<\/strong> he answered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Without thinking, she grabbed her keys and rushed out the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Five minutes later, as she was speeding toward the bakery, her phone buzzed again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n It was her husband\u2019s final message: Sometimes, the best revenge in a marriage\u2026 is a little playful payback.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" It started as an innocent message \u2014 or at least that\u2019s what she thought. \u201cHoney, don\u2019t forget to buy bread when you come home from work and… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":201,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19626"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19626\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19627,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19626\/revisions\/19627"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u201cWho is Valerie?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNobody, I just wanted to make sure you\u2019d answer.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBut I\u2019m with Valerie right now. I thought you saw me?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhat?! Where are you?\u201d<\/strong> she texted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDon\u2019t worry, honey. There\u2019s no Valerie. But at least now I know you read MY texts too.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n