The room falls silent. Daddy looks shocked, his face pale, and Mummy\u2019s eyes widen in disbelief.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cExcuse me?\u201d Mummy finally says, her voice trembling between anger and panic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The little girl innocently repeats, \u201cYou know, like you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver. I saw it through the keyhole that time, too.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Daddy raises an eyebrow and smirks, suddenly looking less guilty. \u201cOh, really, Mummy?\u201d he says, crossing his arms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mummy stammers, \u201cI-I think you must have misunderstood, sweetie.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The little girl shakes her head with confidence. \u201cNope! It looked just the same. But Uncle Jack is way funnier\u2014he made silly faces while you two were on the bed!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Daddy tries to hold back a laugh, while Mummy\u2019s face turns crimson. \u201cThat\u2019s enough bedtime stories for tonight!\u201d she snaps, ushering the little girl toward her room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As the little girl skips away, Daddy turns to Mummy with a sly grin. \u201cAttorney in the morning, huh?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mummy glares at him and mutters, \u201cDon\u2019t push your luck.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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