{"id":21611,"date":"2025-11-28T21:53:11","date_gmt":"2025-11-28T21:53:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=21611"},"modified":"2025-11-28T21:53:11","modified_gmt":"2025-11-28T21:53:11","slug":"this-cockatoo-snitched-on-the-cat-and-the-way-he-told-the-story-has-everyone-crying-with-laughter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=21611","title":{"rendered":"This Cockatoo Snitched on the Cat \u2014 And the Way He Told the Story Has Everyone Crying With Laughter"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The moment Dad walked into the room, the cockatoo was already pacing, flapping, and squawking like he had breaking news. Dad asked, \u201cWhat happened?\u201d and the bird&nbsp;<em>lost it<\/em>&nbsp;\u2014 pointing his beak toward the living room like a furious little detective.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He led Dad straight to the scene of the crime:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The cat, sitting proudly beside a shredded roll of paper towels\u2026 looking completely unapologetic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The cockatoo turned back and squawked again, basically saying:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSEE?! I TOLD YOU HE DID IT!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dad burst out laughing.<br>The cat didn\u2019t care.<br>And the cockatoo kept complaining like it was the biggest scandal of the year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>This bird didn\u2019t just talk \u2014 he filed a full report on the cat, and it\u2019s absolutely hilarious.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The moment Dad walked into the room, the cockatoo was already pacing, flapping, and squawking like he had breaking news. Dad asked, \u201cWhat happened?\u201d and the bird&nbsp;lost&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":201,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21611"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21612,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21611\/revisions\/21612"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}