{"id":22024,"date":"2025-12-03T01:27:57","date_gmt":"2025-12-03T01:27:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=22024"},"modified":"2025-12-03T01:27:58","modified_gmt":"2025-12-03T01:27:58","slug":"a-birthday-gift-gone-wrong-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=22024","title":{"rendered":"A Birthday Gift Gone Wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My husband gave me a shower gel for my birthday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I didn\u2019t show it to him, but I got really offended, because we had no money problems.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I checked that his company was okay, and we had enough money in our bank account so that he could buy me at least a bunch of flowers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I looked closely at the gel, and he knew that I hated that fragrance. I ended up crying and poured the gel down the toilet<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My husband came home happy and said, \u201cDid you find it?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Turns out he\u2019d put the ring in the bottle cap. He wanted to surprise me. So, he had to retrieve it from the toilet himself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My husband gave me a shower gel for my birthday. I didn\u2019t show it to him, but I got really offended, because we had no money problems&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":201,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22024","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22024"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22024\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22025,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22024\/revisions\/22025"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}