The officer froze for a second, then burst out laughing.
The wife looked confused. \u201cKnows me? From where?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The husband shrugged and shouted, \u201cHE SAID IT WAS THE WORST DATE OF HIS LIFE!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The officer wiped tears from his eyes, handed back the license, and said,
\u201cMa\u2019am, please slow down and have a nice day.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As they pulled back onto the road, the wife smiled and asked, The husband grinned. The officer froze for a second, then burst out laughing.The wife looked confused. \u201cKnows me? From where?\u201d The husband shrugged and shouted, \u201cHE SAID IT WAS THE… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":201,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27906"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27907,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27906\/revisions\/27907"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u201cSo\u2026 what did he really<\/em> say?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNothing important. Just that you drive great for someone who can\u2019t hear a thing.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"