A blonde had just started a job felling trees for a local contractor<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When the day was over the contractor visited to see she\u2019d only chopped down one tree.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The contractor asked the blonde what was wrong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She said: \u201cThis saws no good boss, I worked all day but could only do one tree.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cLet me take a look,\u201d Says the contractor as he starts up the chainsaw.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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The blonde looks startled: \u201cwhat\u2019s that noise boss?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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A rabbit, a fox and a bear have to enroll in the army<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A rabbit, a fox and a bear have to enroll in the army. Neither of the 3 are very happy about it, and the only chance they have to avoid it is by being rejected during the medical exam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As they are waiting in line at the doctor\u2019s office, their desperation builds up untill right before it\u2019s the rabbits turn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The rabbit turns to the fox, \u201cFox, I might have a plan. B.i.te off my ear, trust me on this one!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The fox does so, and the rabbit enters the office.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A few moments later, he gets out yelling, \u201cI was rejected, guys!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBecause of your ear?\u201d they ask.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYes, because without it, I can\u2019t detect the enemy as well,\u201d says rabbit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cGood thinking,\u201d they say.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And with that in mind the fox turns to the bear, \u201cR.ip my tail off!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The bear doesn\u2019t even hesitate and does so.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then, the fox takes his turn in the office.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After a while he comes back yelling, \u201cI am rejected too! Without my tail, I can\u2019t be as sneaky and agile as I need to be.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Now it was the bear\u2019s turn to ask, \u201cQuickly, guys, knock out all of my teeth, because a bear without teeth isn\u2019t scary at all!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The rabbit and the fox start b.ea.ting the muzzle of the bear, completly br.ea.king his face untill there is no tooth is left in his mouth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He then proceeds to go inside the doctor\u2019s office.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not long after he gets out, he shouts, \u201cRejecwew!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNice,\u201d they say. \u201cBecause of your teeth, right?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNwo,\u201c says the bear. \u201cToo fat.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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