The evening started like any other, until the husband decided to test his sense of humor. Standing in the bedroom, folding laundry with a smirk on his face, he glanced at his wife and said, \u201cMaybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Might shave a few inches off your backside.\u201d He laughed at his own joke, clearly proud of himself. His wife didn\u2019t laugh. She just raised an eyebrow, said nothing, and continued on with her evening like the comment hadn\u2019t landed at all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That silence should have worried him. But he went to bed thinking he\u2019d gotten away with it. The next morning, still half asleep, he opened his drawer and grabbed a clean pair of underwear. As he shook them open, a cloud of fine white powder puffed into the air. He coughed, waved his hand, and stared at the fabric in confusion. \u201cWhat on earth\u2026?\u201d he muttered, inspecting them like they\u2019d betrayed him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He stormed toward the bathroom and called out, \u201cApril! Why is there talcum powder in my underwear?\u201d His wife leaned against the doorway, towel wrapped around her hair, completely calm. \u201cOh,\u201d she said sweetly, \u201cthat\u2019s not talcum powder.\u201d He frowned. \u201cThen what is it?\u201d That\u2019s when she smiled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou said Slim Fast works by absorbing fat,\u201d she replied. \u201cSo I figured I\u2019d help it get a head start.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The look on his face was priceless. The realization hit him all at once, and she didn\u2019t need to say another word. He stood there, holding his powdered underwear, finally understanding that some jokes cost more than they\u2019re worth. From that day on, he learned two things: never comment on your wife\u2019s body\u2026 and never underestimate her sense of revenge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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