A fourth-grade teacher was giving her students a lesson in logic. She stood at the front of the class and said, \u201cHere\u2019s the situation. A man is standing in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and starts splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the noise, knows he can\u2019t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The room went quiet. Hands slowly went up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One student said, \u201cTo call for help.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Another guessed, \u201cTo throw him a rope.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A third added, \u201cTo jump in and save him.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The teacher smiled and shook her head at each answer. \u201cGood thinking,\u201d she said, \u201cbut not quite.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Finally, one boy in the back raised his hand confidently.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBecause,\u201d he said, \u201cthat\u2019s where the money is.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The teacher paused.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then the entire class burst out laughing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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