John O\u2019Reilly hoisted his beer and said,
\u201cHere\u2019s to spending the rest of me life, with me wife!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When he got home, he proudly told his wife Mary,
\u201cI won the prize for the best toast of the night!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She smiled and asked, \u201cWhat did you say?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
John replied,
\u201cI said, \u2018Here\u2019s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mary gasped and shouted,
\u201cYou idiot! That\u2019s not what you said at all!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The next day, Mary ran into one of John\u2019s drinking buddies at the shop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh,\u201d the man laughed, \u201cI heard John won the prize last night.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYes,\u201d Mary snapped, \u201cand I\u2019m not surprised \u2014 he\u2019s only been there twice in the last year, and both times he fell asleep!\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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