{"id":30028,"date":"2026-02-01T19:59:07","date_gmt":"2026-02-01T19:59:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=30028"},"modified":"2026-02-01T19:59:08","modified_gmt":"2026-02-01T19:59:08","slug":"a-new-teacher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=30028","title":{"rendered":"A new teacher."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She says, \u201cHello class, I\u2019m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name, class, remember it has an \u201cr\u201d after the first letter.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The entire class says, \u201cHello Mrs. Prussy.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Johnny thinks hard and says to the teacher, \u201cI remember it has an \u201cr\u201d after the first letter.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThat\u2019s right!\u201d she coaxed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Then after a few seconds, Little Johnny says, \u201cMrs. Crunt?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship and ordered a Scotch with two drops of water.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The bartender gave her the drink, and she said, \u201cI\u2019m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it\u2019s today.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The bartender said, \u201cNow that it\u2019s your birthday, this one\u2019s on me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When the lady finished her drink, a woman to her right said, \u201cI want to buy you a drink too.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The lady said, \u201cThank you, how sweet of you. Okay, bartender, I\u2019d like another Scotch with two drops of water. \u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cComing up,\u201d said the bartender.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When she finished drinking, a man to her left said, \u201cI want to buy you a drink too.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The lady said, \u201cThank you very much, my dear. Bartender, I\u2019ll have another Scotch with two drops of water. \u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cComing right up,\u201d the bartender said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When he gave her the drink, this time, he said, \u201cMa\u2019am, I\u2019m dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The old woman giggled, and replied, \u201cSonny, when you\u2019re my age, you\u2019ve learned how to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other issue.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LOL!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, \u201cI would like to withdraw $500.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The female teller told her, \u201cFor withdrawals less than $5,000, please use the ATM.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The old lady then asked, \u201cWhy?\u201d The teller irritably told her, \u201cThese are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.\u201d She then returned the card to the old lady.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The old lady remained silent. But she returned the card to the teller and said, \u201cPlease help me withdraw all the money I have.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down, and said to the old lady, \u201cMy apologies Granny, you have $3.5 million in your account and our bank does not have so much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The old lady then asked, \u201cHow much am I able to withdraw now?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The teller told her, \u201cAny amount up to $300,000\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The old lady then told the teller that she wanted to withdraw $300,000 from her account.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old lady respectfully.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The old lady kept $500 in her bag and asked the teller to deposit the balance of $299,500 back into her account.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The moral of this tale\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Don\u2019t be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skills.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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