{"id":30264,"date":"2026-02-03T20:37:04","date_gmt":"2026-02-03T20:37:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=30264"},"modified":"2026-02-03T20:37:05","modified_gmt":"2026-02-03T20:37:05","slug":"a-70-year-old-woman-decided-to-stay-at-an-expensive-hotel-for-her-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=30264","title":{"rendered":"A 70-year-old woman decided to stay at an expensive hotel for her birthday."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u2026the manager was shocked when she handed him a check for&nbsp;<strong>$50.00<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMa\u2019am,\u201d he said, \u201cthis is only fifty dollars. You owe me&nbsp;<strong>$250.00<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The old woman smiled sweetly and replied,<br>\u201cThat\u2019s correct. I&nbsp;<em>charged you<\/em>&nbsp;<strong>$200.00 for sleeping with me<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The manager gasped. \u201cWhat?! I didn\u2019t sleep with you!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She shrugged and said,<br>\u201cWell, I was here\u2026&nbsp;<strong>and you could have.<\/strong>&nbsp;\ud83d\ude0c\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Mic drop.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026the manager was shocked when she handed him a check for&nbsp;$50.00. \u201cMa\u2019am,\u201d he said, \u201cthis is only fifty dollars. You owe me&nbsp;$250.00.\u201d The old woman smiled sweetly&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":201,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30264"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30265,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30264\/revisions\/30265"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}