They order a couple of drinks and take their sandwiches out of their briefcases and then they begin to eat them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seeing this, the angry publican exclaims, \u201cExcuse me, but you can\u2019t eat your own sandwiches in here!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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The two lawyers look at each other, shrug their shoulders, and then exchange sandwiches.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n =============================================<\/p>\n\n\n\n Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The first says, \u201cFellas, I\u2019ve got real problems. I\u2019m seventy years old. Every morning at seven o\u2019clock, I get up, and I try to urinate. All day long, I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine, but nothing helps.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The second old man says, \u201cYou think you have problems. I\u2019m eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00, I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff, but nothing helps.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Finally, the third old man speaks up: \u201cFellas: I\u2019m ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp, I urinate. Every morning at 8:00, I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp, I wake up.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n ===================================<\/p>\n\n\n\n A 97-year-old man goes into the insurance office and says to the insurer:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cHello, my son. I want to have a life insurance policy.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Perplexed by the old man, the insurer asks: \u201cSorry for the indiscretion, but why do you want to make life insurance?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cYou know, my son, I will travel with my father to Europe.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Even more perplexed, the insurer asks: \u201cAgain, sorry, but how old is your father?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c127. \u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c127? And what will you do in Europe?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n He answers: \u201cWe will go to my grandfather\u2019s wedding.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Even more shocked, the insurer asks: \u201cAnd how old is your grandfather?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cHe is \u2026 Oh, 150.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n And the insurer, ready to hear everything now, asks: \u201cOh well, how come your grandfather wants to get married at this age?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cBullshit, you know his parents are pressing him!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" They order a couple of drinks and take their sandwiches out of their briefcases and then they begin to eat them. Seeing this, the angry publican exclaims,… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":201,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31487"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31488,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31487\/revisions\/31488"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}