The thief who wanted to steal your wallet has got: a broken nose, three broken ribs, a concussion of the brain and he misses a bunch of his hair at the back of his head. \u201cPlease, tell me Johny, how much money did you have in your wallet?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Johny: \u201cOnly three euros.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The policeman: \u201cGoodness! I suppose that if you would have ten euros in your wallet, the thief would probably not survive your self-defense-trial.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug asked, \u201cWhy did you put up such a fight?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
To which the man promptly replied, \u201cI was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou\u2019ll get your chance in court.\u201d said the Desk Sergeant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNo, no no!\u201d said the man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I\u2019ve been trying to do that for years!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A man is in a bar talking to his friend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cLast night, while I was out drinking, a burglar broke into my house.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDid he get anything?\u201d asks his friend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYes,\u201d says the man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cA broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs. My wife thought it was me coming home drunk.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The thief who wanted to steal your wallet has got: a broken nose, three broken ribs, a concussion of the brain and he misses a bunch of… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":201,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31491"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31491\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31492,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31491\/revisions\/31492"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}