{"id":3834,"date":"2025-07-07T10:01:32","date_gmt":"2025-07-07T10:01:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=3834"},"modified":"2025-07-07T10:01:32","modified_gmt":"2025-07-07T10:01:32","slug":"a-doctor-and-his-wife-were-having-a-big-argument","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=3834","title":{"rendered":"A Doctor And His Wife Were Having A Big Argument"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After kissing each other goodnight at the front door,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, \u201cBabe, do you want to, you know, get it on?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Horrified, she replies, \u201cAre you crazy? My parents will hear us!\u201dHe replies, \u201cOh come on! Who\u2019s gonna hear us at this hour?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She says, \u201dBut can you imagine if we get caught?!\u201dOh come on!\u201d he pleads. They won\u2019t know, they\u2019re all sleeping!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201dNo way. It\u2019s just too risky! she says. He begs, \u201cOh please, please, I love you so much!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home. After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3834"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3834\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3835,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3834\/revisions\/3835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}