Daughter\u2019s text to Dad: Daddy, I\u2019m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I\u2019m in Australia and he\u2019s in the US. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on WhatsApp.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He proposed to me on Skype and now we\u2019ve had a 2 month relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding. Lots of love, Lilly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dad\u2019s reply: Dad\u2019s reply: My dear Lilly, Like Wow! Really? Cool! Whatever\u2026 I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, register for your stuff on Amazon,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
and pay for it all through PayPal. And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay. Lots of love, Dad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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