The wife checked her husband\u2019s phone and found these names:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018The tender one\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018The amazing one\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Lady of my dreams,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then she called the second number to which his sister replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When she dialed the third number her own phone rang.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole month\u2019s salary to make up for it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Uncle Mike the mechanic\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Little Johnny and his father went fishing one day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After a couple of hours out in the boat, Little Johnny suddenly became curious about the world around him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He asked his father,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHow does this boat float?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The father thought for a moment, then replied,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI don\u2019t rightly know, son.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Little Johnny returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHow do fish breath underwater?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Once again the father replied,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDon\u2019t rightly know, son.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A little later Little Johnny asked,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhy is the sky blue?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Again, the father replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDon\u2019t rightly know, son.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Worried he is going to annoy his father, he says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOf course not, son. If you don\u2019t ask questions \u2026 you\u2019ll never learn anything!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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