The blonde looks puzzled and says,
\u201cDon\u2019t you have a couch?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The brunette blinks. \u201cWhat does that have to do with anything?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The blonde shrugs and replies, The brunette laughs, \u201cYeah, well, my boyfriend thinks flowers are currency.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The blonde smirks, \u201cTell him you only accept chocolates next time \u2014 way easier on the knees.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n They both laugh and keep walking \u2014 one thinking about roses, the other thinking about orthopedic pillows.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The blonde looks puzzled and says,\u201cDon\u2019t you have a couch?\u201d The brunette blinks. \u201cWhat does that have to do with anything?\u201d The blonde shrugs and replies,\u201cWell, whenever I get… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5422"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5422\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5423,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5422\/revisions\/5423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u201cWell, whenever I<\/em> get flowers, I just admire them on the table\u2026 not practice gymnastics for two days straight.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n