{"id":8639,"date":"2025-08-15T15:49:50","date_gmt":"2025-08-15T15:49:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=8639"},"modified":"2025-08-15T15:49:51","modified_gmt":"2025-08-15T15:49:51","slug":"joke-of-the-day-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=8639","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the day."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Teacher:<\/strong><br>\u201cCan anyone give me a sentence with the word&nbsp;<em>pistol<\/em>&nbsp;in it?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sophie:<\/strong><br>\u201cMy daddy is a soldier,<br>he wears a suit of blue,<br>he has a sword, a bayonet,<br>and he has a pistol too.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Teacher:<\/strong><br>\u201cVery good, Sophie.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Johnny:<\/strong><br>\u201cMiss, my father isn\u2019t a soldier,<br>he doesn\u2019t have a suit of blue,<br>he draws his dole at half past nine,<br>and he has a pistol too!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Teacher:\u201cCan anyone give me a sentence with the word&nbsp;pistol&nbsp;in it?\u201d Sophie:\u201cMy daddy is a soldier,he wears a suit of blue,he has a sword, a bayonet,and he has&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":201,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8639"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8640,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8639\/revisions\/8640"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}