A man calls his wife and says, \u201cHoney, I\u2019ve been invited to go fishing out of town with my boss for a week. This could be a great opportunity for a promotion. Can you please pack enough clothes for the week, get my rod and tackle box ready, and don\u2019t forget to pack my new blue silk pajamas?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The wife sensed something was off but, being a good wife, she followed his instructions and packed everything he asked for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After a week, the husband returned home, looking a bit tired but pleased with himself. The wife immediately bombarded him with questions about the trip: how it was, if he caught any fish, and so on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYes, I caught plenty\u2014lots of salmon, bluegill, and even a few swordfish,\u201d he replied. Then, with a puzzled look, he added, \u201cBut why didn\u2019t you pack my blue silk pajamas?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The wife smirked and said, \u201cI did. They\u2019re still in your tackle box.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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