{"id":9012,"date":"2025-08-18T00:52:48","date_gmt":"2025-08-18T00:52:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=9012"},"modified":"2025-08-18T00:52:48","modified_gmt":"2025-08-18T00:52:48","slug":"two-ladies-were-talking-in-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=9012","title":{"rendered":"Two ladies were talking in heaven."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>1st woman<\/strong>: Hi! My name is Wanda.<br><strong>2nd woman<\/strong>: Hi! I\u2019m Lynne. How\u2019d you die?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>1st woman<\/strong>: I froze to death.<br><strong>2nd woman<\/strong>: How horrible!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>1st woman<\/strong>: It wasn\u2019t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm &amp; sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>2nd woman<\/strong>: I died of a heart attack.<br><strong>1st woman<\/strong>: Oh no! What happened?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>2nd woman<\/strong>: Well\u2026 I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him. I ran all over the house looking for another woman \u2014 in the attic, under the bed, behind curtains \u2014 but found no one. The stress of it all gave me a heart attack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>1st woman<\/strong>:&nbsp;<em>If you\u2019d just looked in the freezer, we\u2019d both still be alive.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.2nd woman: Hi! I\u2019m Lynne. How\u2019d you die? 1st woman: I froze to death.2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn\u2019t&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":201,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9012"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9012\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9013,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9012\/revisions\/9013"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}