\u2026say we had guests. It\u2019s my mom.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was still hooked up to the pump, totally exposed and caught off guard. His mom?<\/em> She hadn\u2019t even told us she was coming.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I heard her voice drifting up the stairs, loud and cheerful. \u201cWhere\u2019s my grandbaby?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n I scrambled to unhook, grab a robe, and cover up. Meanwhile, my husband stood there, holding the baby like a human shield, visibly annoyed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cShe just showed up,\u201d he whispered. \u201cDidn\u2019t even knock\u2014she brought a casserole and said she was staying the weekend.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n I blinked. \u201cShe\u2019s what?<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n At that moment, she appeared at our bedroom door, arms wide open like this was some reunion scene in a movie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n No text. No call. No warning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n And just like that, my living room was full of suitcases, baby talk, and unsolicited parenting advice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Lesson learned: never ignore the doorbell\u2026 and always expect the unexpected when you\u2019re postpartum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u2026say we had guests. It\u2019s my mom.\u201d I was still hooked up to the pump, totally exposed and caught off guard. His mom? She hadn\u2019t even told us she… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":201,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9321"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9322,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9321\/revisions\/9322"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}