{"id":9643,"date":"2025-08-22T23:50:17","date_gmt":"2025-08-22T23:50:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=9643"},"modified":"2025-08-22T23:50:17","modified_gmt":"2025-08-22T23:50:17","slug":"5-blonde-male-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/?p=9643","title":{"rendered":"5 blonde male jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>1.<\/strong>&nbsp;Why did the blonde guy take a ladder to the bar?<br>Because he heard the drinks were on the house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>2.<\/strong>&nbsp;Why did the blonde man sit on his TV?<br>He wanted to watch the couch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>3.<\/strong>&nbsp;Why did the blonde bring a car door into the desert?<br>So he could roll the window down if it got too hot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>4.<\/strong>&nbsp;Why did the blonde stare at the can of soda for hours?<br>It said&nbsp;<em>\u201copen here.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>5.<\/strong>&nbsp;Why did the blonde guy put his iPhone in the blender?<br>Because he wanted to make Apple juice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1.&nbsp;Why did the blonde guy take a ladder to the bar?Because he heard the drinks were on the house. 2.&nbsp;Why did the blonde man sit on his&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":201,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9643"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9643\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9644,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9643\/revisions\/9644"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yxnews.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}